Me,My Self,I & My Life

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

happiest:

does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.
President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

staff:

David: Now that Sasha is 13 she’s officially old enough to join Tumblr.

President Obama: So…she wasn’t before then? 

rnajestical:

if we hate the same people we’re already friends

nakedly:

just reminding everyone i have an ask box

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.