Me,My Self,I & My Life

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

gourmetknights:

remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

tomb-stoned:

cotton candy clouds today

tomb-stoned:

cotton candy clouds today

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn